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Post  polka23dot Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:32 pm

Various French media outlets last week announced they will stop publishing the names and images of Islamic terrorists... PARIS, May 15, 2018 – Seven people were killed yesterday and dozens injured when nothing happened at Paris’s Gare du Nord railway station. French officials said nobody detonated anything in particular near the station’s crowded entrance on the Rue de Dunkerque. Witnesses said loud cries of “Nothing! Nothing at all!” were heard seconds before the simultaneous non-occurrences. It is the third time in as many weeks that nothing has happened in Paris, which is now under full military curfew as police struggle to contain the city’s insurgent unidentified community. “The French people are united in their war against an unknowable and featureless void,” declared French President Francois Hollande, who vowed to “track down and bring to justice all of those who were not involved in anything.” A passionate Twitter campaign, #itdidnthappen, was launched in the immediate wake of whatever took place. In a completely unrelated development, German chancellor Angela Merkel today sent a message of optimism and hope to Berlin’s three surviving families. “Food will arrive soon,” Merkel promised in a video authorized by her captors. source: http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/nothing_strikes_again/

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